GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME
Past Work Experiences:
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart
deal that took land using tax-payer money.
Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs.
With father's help (and his name) was elected
Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments as Texas Governor:
Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and
made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most
smog ridden city in America.
Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to
the tune of billions in borrowed money.
Set the record for most executions by any
Governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by
over 500,000 votes, with the help of fathers
appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as president:
Entered office with the strongest economy in US
history and in less than two years turned every
single economic category heading straight down.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12 month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the
history of the stock market.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more than any president in US
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US
history and refused to use the national reserves
as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
In first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work
Americans than any president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in
a 12 month period.
First president in US history to have all 50
states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office
with a criminal record.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration
positions than any president in US history.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to
be awarded government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration
appointees who violated US law by not selling
huge investments in corporations bidding for
Signed more laws and executive orders amending
the Constitution than any president in US history.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any other president in US history.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of congressional oversight than any
presidential administration in US history.
First US president to establish a shadow government.
Presidency is the most secretive and
un-accountable of any in US history.
Created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
First year in office set the all-time record for
most days on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, presided over the worst security
failure in US history.
Failed to permit, in the 18 months following the
911 attacks, any public investigation into the
biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history, and refused to intervene when corruption was
Biggest life-time campaign contributor presided
over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market
fraud of any market in any country in the history of
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips of any other president in US history.
All-time US (and world) record holder for most
corporate campaign donations.
Members of his cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. The 'poorest'
multi-millionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an
Exxon/Mobil oil tanker named after her).
Set the record for the least amount of press
conferences than any president since the advent
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than
any president in US history.
In a little over two years created the most divided
country in decades, possibly the most divided the
US has ever been since the civil war.
First president in US history to openly order an
unprovoked US attack and military occupation of a
sovereign nation. [besides Native American nations]
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide
to simultaneously take to the streets to protest his
actions (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind:
Dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United
Nations remove the US from the human rights
commission and from the elections monitoring board.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US
prisoners of war (no longer abiding by the Geneva
Conventions), and refused United Nations election inspectors
(during the 2002 US elections).
Rendered the entire United Nations, by his own
description, as 'irrelevant'.
Withdrew the USA from the International Criminal Court.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a
sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations
and the world community.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after
911, and in less than a year made the US the most
resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history).
First US president in history to have a majority of
the people of Europe (71%) view the United States
presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
With a policy of 'dis-engagement', created the most
hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
First US president in history to have the people
of South Korea feel more threatened by the US than
by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Records and References
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military
during a time of war.
Refused to take drug tests or even answer any
questions about drug use.
All records of tenure as governor of Texas have
been spirited away to father's library, sealed in
secrecy and un-available for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into insider
trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
and un-available for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation for
which he served on the board are sealed in
secrecy and un-available for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings he or his VP
attended regarding public energy policy are
sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.
Sealed public access to Ronald Reagan's and
George Bush Sr's. Presidential papers.
Would you offer this man a job in your company?
2004-05-09 Sun 11:21ct